The lighter side


3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean twitching? A nervous wreck.

What does a dyslexic pirate say? RAAAA!

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This is the actual transcript of a radio conversation between a British Navy ship and the Irish Coastguard, off the coast of Kerry:

Irish: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south, to avoid collision.

British: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north, to avoid collision.

Irish: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

British: This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Irish: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert YOUR course

British: THIS IS THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY 3 DESTROYERS, 3 CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT SHIPS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS FLOTILLA.

Irish: This is a lighthouse… YOUR CALL!


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