The Lighter side
14 Jan 2019 - by
Love yourself by making a New Year’s resolution you can keep, such as not dieting all year long.
What’s the most effective New Year’s resolution kept by the most people? Breaking all resolutions.
If you’re single, try and eat better this year by only dating people that won’t take you to McDonalds.
When you’re young you celebrate New Year’s by staying up for it. When you’re middle aged you’re either forced to or slip away to go sleep. When you’re old you don’t give a sh*t because it really is just another day.
Sobering thought: Every New Year is the direct descendant of a long line of proven criminals. – Ogden Nash
Honest retorts for whiners and whingers in 2019:
What to say to annoyingly optimistic people: Don’t worry, you’ll get over it.