The Lighter Side
10 Dec 2018 - by
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
What’s the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: it dissolves marriages, families and careers.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte and everything crashed.
Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and one that’s, well, written.
I own the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful.
So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.
Velcro – what a rip-off.
What’s the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant? At the end of the flight the engine stops whining.