The Lighter Side


Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

What’s the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: it dissolves marriages, families and careers.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte and everything crashed.

Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and one that’s, well, written.

I own the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful.

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.

Velcro – what a rip-off.

What’s the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant? At the end of the flight the engine stops whining.


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