The Lighter Side


What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

I invented a new word!

Plagiarism!

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"

Because every play has a cast.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and ... cola."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

Why did the chicken go to the séance?

To get to the other side.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Source: Reader’s Digest


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