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Funny quotes

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones

Source: Every Day Power


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