The Lighter Side
19 Feb 2018 - by
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone R20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Source: Maritime Advocate Online